Sol to Alpha Centauri (Step X of Y)
Welcome to ΛΞ, Intern-324234231.
You are a disposable yet vital cog in ΛΞ’s ever-churning interstellar profit engine. As part of your mandatory-voluntary contract, you will source volatile resources, authorize ethically interpretive trades, and exploit market collapses across economically impoverished systems.
To get you started, ΛΞ have generously provided you with 200ᶜ to start off with – Please note any and all profits generated from this starting credit are legally, spiritually, and metaphysically the property of ΛTLΛS | ΞQUINOX™. In return, you may earn radiation sickness capsules and hydration credits (*pending managerial approval – which may be reasonably withheld). Every resource is a unit. Every decision is a liability. Every failure is documented, analyzed, repackaged, and sold as a consultancy insight.
Born in the fiscal black hole of late-stage capitalism, ΛTLΛS | ΞQUINOX™ was formed from the hostile merger of two economic behemoths: ΛTLΛS Logistics, the galaxy’s most aggressive supply chain megacorp (specializing in efficiency and moral flexibility), and ΞQUINOX Holdings, a shadowy megafund known for asset acquisition, time manipulation, and occasionally purchasing entire quadrants.
The merger baffled regulators, terrified investors, and incidentally destabilized the three moons of Tai-Ceti-5.
The result? A single hypercapitalist juggernaut whose quarterly profits outpace some galactic GDPs and whose market brokers (like you, Intern-324234231!) are mostly still unpaid interns.
By using this terminal, you agree to the ΛTLΛS | ΞQUINOX™ End-User License Agreement (pages.413–3405, p.654 SC.435.5.A) which you definitely read, understood, and internalized spiritually.
System | Import Tariff (Buy) | Export Tariff (Sell) |
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